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// This comment is self explanatory

return 1; # returns 1

const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate...

// I have to find a better job

// Insert comment here

#define TRUE FALSE
//Happy debugging suckers

// *** drunk -- fix later ***

/* This shouldn't happen, if it does, then the bits that auto magically worked when I wrote it have stopped working */

if(count<0) count=0; //don't get me wrong but this has to be done :p

/* This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a trip across my keyboard...*/

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